Bug List

The following are the things that bug me most. Enjoy.

1. I don't like it when roommates, specifically the ones with black beards and the ones majoring in English, do not clean the leftover dishes, cups, food, and paper the kitchen, dining room, and living room after throwing a party.
Because the roommate, specifically the one with a black beard and the one majoring in English, refuses to clean up his stuff after his other roommates tell him to

2. One of my bugs is when people treat the environment poorly.
This happens because people often take for granted the spaces and areas around them.

3. I don't like it when people sweep their rugs with a broom. I don't like this because of the sound it makes.
This happens because people sweep their rugs with brooms.

4. I don't like it when anybody, anywhere, at anytime, makes grits. Grits are bad.
This happens because people make grits.

5. I don't like it when dudes with huge trucks make the exhaust blow smoke.
This happens because people like to attract attention from others.

6. I don't like it when my friends make fun of me when I eat grape nuts. It's a real cereal and is kind of good sometimes.
This happens because people have never eaten grape nuts and judge grape nuts before they have even tried it.

7. I don't like it when anybody buys beef ramen over any other ramen in this world.
This happens because people have never experimented outside of beef ramen by buying chicken ramen or literally any other ramen.

8. I don't like it when people sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black on Friday. This hasn't happened to me in a very long time, but it makes me mad the few times that it has happened to me lately. Anybody who sings Friday by Rebecca Black should have to face copyright infringement and thus monetarily have to pay the consequences.
This happens because people don't understand that jokes are supposed to be enjoyable.

9. I don't like when angsty teens do things ironically. Enough said.
This happens because angsty teens don't know if what they are about to say is funny or not so they say "I'm doing or saying this ironically" to mask the fact that they actually don't know how to form a joke.

10. I don't like when people buy me candy sushi as a present because I work at a sushi restaurant.
People do this because they think no one has ever done it before and fail to realize that every other person has done this to me.

11. I don't like it when the Cha Cha Slide is played at lame parties and everybody pretends to be surprised.
The Cha Cha Slide is played at every failing party. We all understand that the Cha Cha Slide will be played at a lame party the moment we step into the party. But then people pretend like they are surprised and then they pretend to reluctantly start doing the Cha Cha Slide because they don't want others to know that they were uncomfortable at the party and were looking forward to doing something with the group at the party that everybody knows and hates doing but does anyway.

12. I don't like when friends of mine ask what Hogwarts house I am apart of.
People do this because they think it is quirky to be a Potterhead or whatever they call themselves. Sure, Harry Potter is fun. But making it a part of the everyday conversation is too far.

13. I don't like when people eat Airheads.
People do this because they don't realize there are better things than Airheads in this world. Better things such as walking on a trail, or falling in love, or rice for instance.

14. I don't like it when roommates don't recycle properly. I don't like this because I have to put the recycling and trash in the proper bins afterward.
A lot of people don't know how to recycle. But this is a whole new level. One of my roommates tried to throw away an abundant amount of candy wrappers all in a plastic bag. None of those things belong in a recycling bin.

15. I don't like it when my parents ask me questions about my life.
My parents are fine. They are fine people. but every time I go over there they ask me about my life and I know it is because they are lonely and closer to death, but they don't have to always be so curious. I liked it better in the days when my dad would make fun of my acne and call it a day.

16. I don't like that my girlfriend doesn't make fun of me.
She's so nice and it really throws me off. It throws me off because I want to make fun of people all the time, and when people are nice to me, it's hard for me to make fun of them.

17. I don't like it when people call me bud.
To be honest, I don't know why people do this. The only explanation is that they are trying to make me uncomfortable. Morris calls me bud all the time and I don't like it.

18. I don't like it when people show me memes on iFunny.
I don't get it and people don't get that I don't get it and that's why they show me memes on ifunny.

19. I don't like it when people only wear flip flops. A lot of people don't know this, but flip flops make a "flip flop" noise. I know this and it annoys me.
People wear flip flops because they have no longer care what others think about them.

20. I don't like it when people do anything other than watch the movie at the movie theater.
Movies are for watching. People don't understand that other people are watching the movie. Don't check your phone, talk, cry, or laugh in a movie theater. Other people are around you. Have some respect.


Reflection:
This assignment was rather therapeutic. I didn't want to stop at 20 because a lot of things bug me. But I figured I should stop because I was enjoying it too much. All joke aside, all of the things above genuinely annoy me. I didn't find it terribly difficult. There are a lot of imperfect things in this world. I am perfectly content with this list.